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Oh, Rosie.

Had another chat with the infamous Great Aunt Rose. I love this woman. I will try to continue to posts our chats here because she is just so funny!

So Rosie {btw — we never call her Rosie to her face. Only when talking about her, because it’s fun} loves DWTS, and Grey’s Anatomy. I do not watch DWTS so we cannot discuss it. But — I was all about getting her prepped for the Grey’s finale. Once that airs, I need to devote a post to my shows. Between Gossip Girl and Bros & Sisters, I feel like I’ve lost a piece of my heart. So much to discuss. Annnnnd — I saw the first 10 min of Grey’s on Perez. There was some serious overreacting over here. Lots of gasping. Loud gasping.

Anyway! I was filling Rose in on a few things, and it turns out she had no idea that Derek and Meredith were married and didn’t know that George left the show. I told her he left and she was sure that he came back. I assured her that he had died and that he would not be coming back. And in her defense, Mer and Der never had a real wedding. They got married on a post-it. Weird, right?

Rose: There’s another one. I think she’s Asian. She likes the black man.
Me: Yes, Cristina is Asian and she did like Burke. But he left a few years ago.
Rose: I think he left because he had trouble with the small one.
Me: George?
Rose: No. The man that is shorter than everyone else.
Me: George.

She cannot remember anyone other than Derek and Meredith. I honestly have no idea how she watches this show.

This was kind of amazing:

Rose: Today is Wednesday?
Me: No. Today is Tuesday.
Rose: So in the morning it will be Wednesday.
Me: Yes. That’s how it works.
Rose: What time do the days end? Midnight?
Me: Yes.
Rose: So it’s Wednesday?
Me: No. It’s Tuesday.
Rose: I have news for you. I took a nap and woke up at 4:00.

Haha. Love it.

A few more things

I can’t hear you. You’re not talking in to the mouthpiece.
I love that she calls it that.

Then we got to talking about Chicago

I don’t know how you’re going to handle it with the dog but that’s going to be your problem.

And some advice for when I go out

Rose: I told you to never leave your glass when you go to the bathroom and don’t let them pour anything while you aren’t looking? {she doesn’t want anyone to drug me.}
Me: Yes.
Rose: In fact, don’t drink. Who needs it? And make sure the cab driver waits until you get in the front door.

On getting her hair done

Me: How much do you pay to get your hair done?
Rose: $80
Me: That’s very reasonable for a cut and color.
Rose: That’s because I don’t go to those highfalutin places.

On narcissism

Rose: Did you hang your new mirror?
Me: Yes.
Rose: Where did you hang it? Above your sofa or someplace else?
Me: In the entry.
Rose: In the entry? {said with shock + disdain}
Me: Yes. It looks pretty there, and you can look at yourself when you walk out the front door.
Rose: Boy, that’s really narcissistic. You have to see how you look from the time you get up in the morning to the night.

A few weeks ago, we were on the phone having another one of our late night chats. talking about how we have always had a special relationship. Aunt Rose loves all her great nieces but it is no secret to anyone that I am the favorite. Always have been, and always will be. We are both the oldest of 3 girls, so I think she has always felt a connection to me. And then there’s the fact that she said this…

“The first born is a miracle. That’s the one you make the most fuss over and after that it’s just routine.” I don’t know if this seems funny to anyone else, but if you knew Rose, you’d get it.

To avoid sounding full of myself, I am not usually the favorite. In fact, I may have been my grandma’s least favorite.

I think this was really funny, too. Rose asked what I was doing, and I told her I was working while we were talking.

“You do miracle things. You talk to me and you work at the same time. I’ve never heard of such a thing.”

After all, Rose will stay home for the day and not do anything because she is expecting a phone call. So doing 2 things at once actually does astound her.

Aunt Rose always asks how things are going with my “new thing” {aka scrapbook kits}. The idea of what I do completely confuses her. Up until a few months ago, she thought people printed their blogs and put them on the wall at home. When she found out that you have to go to the computer to see a blog, she said that didn’t make any sense and wondered why people would spend their money on something that you can only see on the computer. She also thought that because my kits would be “in a store” that I’d be working in a department store.

It took quite a few explanations to clear that one up.

She still has no idea what a blog is, and will say “is that from your internet?” as if it were this elusive thing that only I had access to.

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